Fuck you, Mindsay. You used to be cool and then you went to shit. You should be ashamed of thyself. Anyhoo, I've decided to go to a more classic style of blog. Ze LiveJournal. I wish there was something like old Mindsay around, but oh well. More active community over on LJ.
My journey continues here. Step into the portal. Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.
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What I Did Instead of Sleeping at Home.
The FCAT days in the gym were both boring, although they made up for it by having huge two-hour dances at the end of each day. The whole gym of seniors and juniors went nuts bootying and moshing, including myself. The second day had more oomph, since we managed to fly through the first half of the day with an intense Monopoly game that ended in a back-and-forth between Eric, Melissa Pita, and I, until finally we decided that Eric won since he controlled half of the board.
But yeah. Dancing in an enormous group of over 500 people is the best.
But yeah. Dancing in an enormous group of over 500 people is the best.
No Worshippers - Grovel
Fuck it.
Fuck explaining Saturday. This is the jist of it:
Something's Afoot got second place somehow, we didn't even break into semi-finals, and everyone was "WTF" about the above two statements.
Something's Afoot got second place somehow, we didn't even break into semi-finals, and everyone was "WTF" about the above two statements.
No Worshippers - Grovel
States Thursday Through Friday!
I went to Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend for the State competition. We went with the kids from The Serpent, and ended up sharing a room with the guys from that piece and Jean. Yes, I was at a hotel. BY MYSELF! That's right. By myself. My mother never visited. She called once in a while but I did the same back, and I was fine with that. I'm getting freedom! VICTORIOUS ROARR!!!!!!
Anyway. First thing we did was change and go to Olive Garden to eat. I ate half of my dinner and kept the rest in a doggy bag for breakfast next morning, but luckily I was full enough that I didn't have to eat it late at night instead. I wanted to watch Rent with my Group Interp team, but instead we stayed up until 2 AM practicing. After we had performed our piece for The Serpent coach, LoBeck, he had told Kelly and Jessica to stop sucking at acting. Kelly went on a non-speaking tantrum which was somehow brought to the attention of Rey and Elosegui, and they called a meeting in the lobby to talk to us about team spirit and stuff.
The competition was for Group Interpretation (this is part of the Speech and Debate stuff, if you don't know). We met our old friends from Belen that were doing The Mystery of Twyknam Vicarage again and hung out until we started rounds.
We went again a piece called Everything I Really Need To Know..., which was done by a bunch of freshmen. Lots of movement and blah acting by a few, and others better acting. Then there was Cut, which we had gone against at Quals. They still didn't fix their shit, although they never turned around at the same time like they used to do, which I guess was an improvement. We ended up losing to Everything, but beat Cut.
Then we went against Young Frankenstein, which we had gone against in Quals. They added a line that went something like this:
"Maybe I should take a look at your hump?"
"My what?"
"Your hump, your hump, your hump!"
"My lovely lady lump?"
Yeah...
Then after, we went against Something's Afoot, a silly murder mystery made up of nine people, with lots of movement and effects done by simply exclaiming things such as "Explosion!", "Poisonous Gas!", "Second Explosion!", "Chandelier!", etc. However, our favorite part of the piece was the murder that went something like this...
"It says here that the heir is--"
"SPEAR!"
The Something's Afoot people came up to us and they were like "Oh my God, you guys were fucking hilarious! I love your stepmother, Oscar!" And when we reenacted "SPEAR!", the girl that got killed that way was like "Thank you, I think that's so hilarious but nobody ever laughs at it." The same thing went for the line that just came out of nowhere: "Damn those Chinese!". Kelly got offended at that for some reason. She's not even Chinese, she's just Asian. Anyway, we ended up making really good friends with them (me especially), and hung out with them after the rounds. They kept saying that they were going to lose to us and Young Frankenstein in that round, but it turned out that we lost to both and got last place in the room.
Then we went against Beyond Therapy, a piece about a bisexual guy and a girl meeting from a personal ad, trying to forge a relationship after an initial discomfort, and talking to their whackjob psychologists about it. Then there was the gay guy Bob, who still lives in the bisexual guy's house and causes a stir. Unfortunately, the acting was deadpan on the men's side so we knew we'd kick their ass. The room also housed Hairum Scarum, which was a hair salon for fairy tale characters. They had good tech and some such, and it was quite funny. They also had some of our same tech, but luckily we went first. After the round, our group had agreed that it was our best one because no one messed up and we could tell we were really into our characters. We ended up winning the round even though we thought we'd lose to Hairum Scarum.
We went back to the hotel at some point around 8 PM, and my face was in utter pain due to holding the stepmother character. I make this really mushy long ugly face and it hurts like shit, so even when I was relaxed, I felt it on the bus. Eventually, it felt better once I dimmed the lights in the room, ate ravioli, and took a shower. I had the room to myself the whole time since the two Serpent guys were always with the Serpent girls, and Jean was off doing his own thing somewhere else. I would have gone off to socialize, but I wanted to pack and relax so I could feel better and wake up late. Jean ended up dropping to bed in my room while I watched Drawn Together, which was fucking hilarious, and went straight to bed after that at midnight.
Saturday coming soon!
Anyway. First thing we did was change and go to Olive Garden to eat. I ate half of my dinner and kept the rest in a doggy bag for breakfast next morning, but luckily I was full enough that I didn't have to eat it late at night instead. I wanted to watch Rent with my Group Interp team, but instead we stayed up until 2 AM practicing. After we had performed our piece for The Serpent coach, LoBeck, he had told Kelly and Jessica to stop sucking at acting. Kelly went on a non-speaking tantrum which was somehow brought to the attention of Rey and Elosegui, and they called a meeting in the lobby to talk to us about team spirit and stuff.
The competition was for Group Interpretation (this is part of the Speech and Debate stuff, if you don't know). We met our old friends from Belen that were doing The Mystery of Twyknam Vicarage again and hung out until we started rounds.
We went again a piece called Everything I Really Need To Know..., which was done by a bunch of freshmen. Lots of movement and blah acting by a few, and others better acting. Then there was Cut, which we had gone against at Quals. They still didn't fix their shit, although they never turned around at the same time like they used to do, which I guess was an improvement. We ended up losing to Everything, but beat Cut.
Then we went against Young Frankenstein, which we had gone against in Quals. They added a line that went something like this:
"Maybe I should take a look at your hump?"
"My what?"
"Your hump, your hump, your hump!"
"My lovely lady lump?"
Yeah...
Then after, we went against Something's Afoot, a silly murder mystery made up of nine people, with lots of movement and effects done by simply exclaiming things such as "Explosion!", "Poisonous Gas!", "Second Explosion!", "Chandelier!", etc. However, our favorite part of the piece was the murder that went something like this...
"It says here that the heir is--"
"SPEAR!"
The Something's Afoot people came up to us and they were like "Oh my God, you guys were fucking hilarious! I love your stepmother, Oscar!" And when we reenacted "SPEAR!", the girl that got killed that way was like "Thank you, I think that's so hilarious but nobody ever laughs at it." The same thing went for the line that just came out of nowhere: "Damn those Chinese!". Kelly got offended at that for some reason. She's not even Chinese, she's just Asian. Anyway, we ended up making really good friends with them (me especially), and hung out with them after the rounds. They kept saying that they were going to lose to us and Young Frankenstein in that round, but it turned out that we lost to both and got last place in the room.
Then we went against Beyond Therapy, a piece about a bisexual guy and a girl meeting from a personal ad, trying to forge a relationship after an initial discomfort, and talking to their whackjob psychologists about it. Then there was the gay guy Bob, who still lives in the bisexual guy's house and causes a stir. Unfortunately, the acting was deadpan on the men's side so we knew we'd kick their ass. The room also housed Hairum Scarum, which was a hair salon for fairy tale characters. They had good tech and some such, and it was quite funny. They also had some of our same tech, but luckily we went first. After the round, our group had agreed that it was our best one because no one messed up and we could tell we were really into our characters. We ended up winning the round even though we thought we'd lose to Hairum Scarum.
We went back to the hotel at some point around 8 PM, and my face was in utter pain due to holding the stepmother character. I make this really mushy long ugly face and it hurts like shit, so even when I was relaxed, I felt it on the bus. Eventually, it felt better once I dimmed the lights in the room, ate ravioli, and took a shower. I had the room to myself the whole time since the two Serpent guys were always with the Serpent girls, and Jean was off doing his own thing somewhere else. I would have gone off to socialize, but I wanted to pack and relax so I could feel better and wake up late. Jean ended up dropping to bed in my room while I watched Drawn Together, which was fucking hilarious, and went straight to bed after that at midnight.
Saturday coming soon!
No Worshippers - Grovel
Renaissance Bash.
My mom made a really awesome monk costume for the Renaissance Fair. Well, I'm walking around with the hood on, so I can't really see above me. I'm walking under the stairs and I forget that the wall is low, so I forgot to duck and wham. I busted my eyebrow open.
But other than that, it was really fun being part of the quest. I walked around having people confess their sins for feathers. It was cool. I liked Maria's "I killed a cat" and Chino's "Forgive me for masturbating". But most of all, this dialogue with Alain:
"Forgive me for everything I've done!"
"Which is?"
"Oh, I pwned a lot of people."
So anyway. Very fun, but god it was fucking hot. The sweat kept peeling the band-aid off of my face and would not let my wound heal.
But other than that, it was really fun being part of the quest. I walked around having people confess their sins for feathers. It was cool. I liked Maria's "I killed a cat" and Chino's "Forgive me for masturbating". But most of all, this dialogue with Alain:
"Forgive me for everything I've done!"
"Which is?"
"Oh, I pwned a lot of people."
So anyway. Very fun, but god it was fucking hot. The sweat kept peeling the band-aid off of my face and would not let my wound heal.
Pursuant.
So I write a scholarship essay last night, and after five hours of combined work, I go on the website to see where to mail it, and it turns out the CAP advisor had me do the wrong one. I was pissed as all hell and decided to go to bed and wake up in the middle of the night to do this new essay and then clear up the situation (because the scholarship was due today). When the alarm turned on at 3:30, I hit the snooze button once. The next time I wake up, it's 6:40. I must have turned off the alarm.
At this point, I rush out of bed and bullshit an essay in fifteen minutes based on my old one, print it out and get ready to go to school. And that took care of that.
I would have stayed at home from school, but I had a field trip to Viscaya, so that was not an option. On the bus, I read the school newspaper and then had a discussion with Jonathan and Lizzy about suburbs versus cities. For some reason.
Our tour guide at Vizcaya was a cute little old lady that knew quite a bit of... everything. She held us back so much to talk that Mrs. G. had to tell her to rush through the rest because the bus was coming in half an hour. The Vizcayan gardens are so sexy, though.
After that, we went to Coconut Grove to eat at The Cheesecake Factory, which was my first time eating there. That was pretty good, but I would have rather gone to The Knife. Especially after I heard that it was half the price and all you can eat.
The bus ride back was conversation on who should pay for dinners in relationships at what times, and that somehow evolved into male ejaculation and auto-fellatio. I was surprised that everyone knew the trick to make you come farther where you stop masturbating right when you feel it coming, and then you start up again. Edgar practically completed my sentence.
After that was rehearsal for H2$, and at first Jack had drawn me out as the shit singer. Eventually that got fixed (I got pats on the back to represent a fish being thrown at me), and then we rehearsed these two really jazzy songs I'm looking forward to doing. After rehearsals I went to Edgar's house to watch the H2$ movie, which left out a lot of cool songs, but gave a good idea of what we were doing. It also gave me some motivation for my chipmunk cheer (which you'll just have to find out about at the show).
At this point, I rush out of bed and bullshit an essay in fifteen minutes based on my old one, print it out and get ready to go to school. And that took care of that.
I would have stayed at home from school, but I had a field trip to Viscaya, so that was not an option. On the bus, I read the school newspaper and then had a discussion with Jonathan and Lizzy about suburbs versus cities. For some reason.
Our tour guide at Vizcaya was a cute little old lady that knew quite a bit of... everything. She held us back so much to talk that Mrs. G. had to tell her to rush through the rest because the bus was coming in half an hour. The Vizcayan gardens are so sexy, though.
After that, we went to Coconut Grove to eat at The Cheesecake Factory, which was my first time eating there. That was pretty good, but I would have rather gone to The Knife. Especially after I heard that it was half the price and all you can eat.
The bus ride back was conversation on who should pay for dinners in relationships at what times, and that somehow evolved into male ejaculation and auto-fellatio. I was surprised that everyone knew the trick to make you come farther where you stop masturbating right when you feel it coming, and then you start up again. Edgar practically completed my sentence.
After that was rehearsal for H2$, and at first Jack had drawn me out as the shit singer. Eventually that got fixed (I got pats on the back to represent a fish being thrown at me), and then we rehearsed these two really jazzy songs I'm looking forward to doing. After rehearsals I went to Edgar's house to watch the H2$ movie, which left out a lot of cool songs, but gave a good idea of what we were doing. It also gave me some motivation for my chipmunk cheer (which you'll just have to find out about at the show).
No Worshippers - Grovel
I Ate That Pussy Like Shrimp Fried Rice.
Since today was early release, I had to go out and do something afterschool while my mother was without suspicion of anything. Rachel's birthday was today, and Paula had proposed a bunch of us go to Chicken Kitchen and celebrate. Then Ronnie's band Blue Moon was playing back at school, creating the perfect alibi to sneak away and come back in my two hours of freedom.
So the food was real good, the band was pretty kick ass. Peter kept saying he was going to write a skit for Coffeehouse that was made up only from the lyrics of NIN - Closer, which we all kept trying to discourage him from. I bumped hips with Nikki for about ten minutes until my mom showed up to pick me up, none the wiser. Hoorah!
So the food was real good, the band was pretty kick ass. Peter kept saying he was going to write a skit for Coffeehouse that was made up only from the lyrics of NIN - Closer, which we all kept trying to discourage him from. I bumped hips with Nikki for about ten minutes until my mom showed up to pick me up, none the wiser. Hoorah!
No Worshippers - Grovel
H2$
It's final: we're doing How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.
Was I cast? Yes. As what? Gatch and Ovington.
Who are they? I looked them up online. My parts are over in Act I. I'm a little blah about it, but I wasn't expecting anything great since I'm not a singer. But then again, I'm not ensemble. At least completely.
From what I've read, Gatch is awesome, so I'm cool with playing him. Ovington is a bit part, I think. He only shows up for a few minutes.
Anyhoo. This is going to be my first musical and if I'm lucky I'll pick up decent singing abilities. Make sure you come watch H2$ whenever the dates are, cause all of your drama favorites are there!
Was I cast? Yes. As what? Gatch and Ovington.
Who are they? I looked them up online. My parts are over in Act I. I'm a little blah about it, but I wasn't expecting anything great since I'm not a singer. But then again, I'm not ensemble. At least completely.
From what I've read, Gatch is awesome, so I'm cool with playing him. Ovington is a bit part, I think. He only shows up for a few minutes.
Anyhoo. This is going to be my first musical and if I'm lucky I'll pick up decent singing abilities. Make sure you come watch H2$ whenever the dates are, cause all of your drama favorites are there!
Snow... Sort Of... White: Expanded.
So my Group Interpretation piece. We had four rounds. The first one was us against Belen and the judges never got the name of the piece so they were just called "Group". Theirs was about a bunch of British people that are trying to solve the murder of a drunk hypersexual cynic who yells "BOLLOCKS!" constantly. We later find out that they had all shot him and luckily, he wasn't dead. He was just having sex with the carpet.
"Haven't we slept together yet?"
"Actually, yes. Two years ago."
"Ah yes, the butterscotch pudding."
"Yes, I cherish that memory quite well."
And then at the end of the play...
"Anyone for sex?"
(All raise glasses) "Cheers".
We beat them. After the round, Ashley and Kelley flirted with the group and we eventually befriended them.
The second round we were against Young Frankenstein, which was hilarious. Then we went, and we skipped a major load of lines and we eventually got so lost moving back and forth in the script that we had a long silence. That made us feel like shit after we left the room and we spent the round wallowing in sadness.
Then we found out we won the round. We also found out that another piece called The Serpent had won both of their rooms, so they were our main competition.
Third round, we find ourselves against a piece called Cut and the fabled The Serpent.
We did fairly well that round. Cut was about a play within a play within a play, and eventually it got to the point where none of the actors knew whether they were acting or not, and they didn't know who the real director was. It would have been a cool piece if they had done it right. But still, there were memorable moments.
"Honey, if it got any cheesier, you could put it in a can and spread it on crackers."
"I'm going to my office... IN HELL!"
Then came The Serpent. Oh... my... God. We got our asses beat so dirty. It was a dramatic piece about the fall of humanity starting with Adam and Eve. It was scary as fuck and left a lasting impression. We congratulated them all and told them to enjoy first place.
We found out that we got second place in that room, meaning Cut was third.
Then after a jolly good time with the British murder mystery group, we found out we were against them again. We thought we were going to go against Blender (according to those who saw it, it was confusing as hell) and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (according to those who saw it, it sucked major ass). But off we went to the room to face each other again, and we just took it lightly and gave our best performances for our new friends. So that was our favorite round.
We also beat them again. =P
So finally, we find ourselves in the awards ceremony. Cecil had told us that we tied with Young Frankenstein, but we lost to them because of lower speaker points.
First place: The Serpent
Second place: Young Frankenstein
Third place: Snow... Sort of... White
Fourth place: Group
Fifth place: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Sixth place: Cut
Seventh place: Blender
So all seven groups are going to the state competition and we're worried about The Serpent. Other groups may get better after seeing The Serpent and we're all probably going to try to imitate the way they went about their performance, since most of the schools that participated have never done Group Interpretation before.
Wish us luck, the competition will be the first weekend of March and we'll be sexing it up.
"Haven't we slept together yet?"
"Actually, yes. Two years ago."
"Ah yes, the butterscotch pudding."
"Yes, I cherish that memory quite well."
And then at the end of the play...
"Anyone for sex?"
(All raise glasses) "Cheers".
We beat them. After the round, Ashley and Kelley flirted with the group and we eventually befriended them.
The second round we were against Young Frankenstein, which was hilarious. Then we went, and we skipped a major load of lines and we eventually got so lost moving back and forth in the script that we had a long silence. That made us feel like shit after we left the room and we spent the round wallowing in sadness.
Then we found out we won the round. We also found out that another piece called The Serpent had won both of their rooms, so they were our main competition.
Third round, we find ourselves against a piece called Cut and the fabled The Serpent.
We did fairly well that round. Cut was about a play within a play within a play, and eventually it got to the point where none of the actors knew whether they were acting or not, and they didn't know who the real director was. It would have been a cool piece if they had done it right. But still, there were memorable moments.
"Honey, if it got any cheesier, you could put it in a can and spread it on crackers."
"I'm going to my office... IN HELL!"
Then came The Serpent. Oh... my... God. We got our asses beat so dirty. It was a dramatic piece about the fall of humanity starting with Adam and Eve. It was scary as fuck and left a lasting impression. We congratulated them all and told them to enjoy first place.
We found out that we got second place in that room, meaning Cut was third.
Then after a jolly good time with the British murder mystery group, we found out we were against them again. We thought we were going to go against Blender (according to those who saw it, it was confusing as hell) and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (according to those who saw it, it sucked major ass). But off we went to the room to face each other again, and we just took it lightly and gave our best performances for our new friends. So that was our favorite round.
We also beat them again. =P
So finally, we find ourselves in the awards ceremony. Cecil had told us that we tied with Young Frankenstein, but we lost to them because of lower speaker points.
First place: The Serpent
Second place: Young Frankenstein
Third place: Snow... Sort of... White
Fourth place: Group
Fifth place: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Sixth place: Cut
Seventh place: Blender
So all seven groups are going to the state competition and we're worried about The Serpent. Other groups may get better after seeing The Serpent and we're all probably going to try to imitate the way they went about their performance, since most of the schools that participated have never done Group Interpretation before.
Wish us luck, the competition will be the first weekend of March and we'll be sexing it up.
No Worshippers - Grovel
Snow... Sort Of... White
So guess who tied for second place at the Group Interpretation competition? We did.
I'll tell the events of each of the four rounds and what our piece was like, but I just got home from a whole day driving about and have come back from Blockbuster with The Aristocrats. So brb. =P
I'll tell the events of each of the four rounds and what our piece was like, but I just got home from a whole day driving about and have come back from Blockbuster with The Aristocrats. So brb. =P
No Worshippers - Grovel
Senior Luncheon
I looked dead sexy and most of the food was good.
I already saw the Thespian skit making fun of everyone, so I didn't enjoy it as much. The slideshow busted so we watched it in school, which ended up being Janelle and Courteney's 2046376378 submitted pictures.
Watching Rob moon a bus was humorous.
I give it 2.5 out of 5.
I already saw the Thespian skit making fun of everyone, so I didn't enjoy it as much. The slideshow busted so we watched it in school, which ended up being Janelle and Courteney's 2046376378 submitted pictures.
Watching Rob moon a bus was humorous.
I give it 2.5 out of 5.
No Worshippers - Grovel
Who You Think You Is? I Think I Is A Nigga!
I went to help out at a debate tournament, and mostly helped out with concession sales. I also juggled ice cubes and threw a bunch of Subway cups around cause we didn't need them. It was a pretty laid back day, although somehow I managed to let Mauricio buy six dollars worth of sodas from the wrestling team's concession stand to sell on our own at the exact same price we bought them. Yeah... I'm an idiot, but I still got accepted into UM.
The irony. =)
The irony. =)
Mice Win, Game Review
After the votes all reflected suspicion of Snakes Krystina and Jonathan, I ended the game (and also because it would become a weekend). Eric, Mava, Nikki, and Rachel were the survivors of a vicious 5-Snake attack, claiming the lives of 12 mice. I will now review the game to clear up all happenings, reveal the votes, and all that jazz.
Clue
The game's first clue was to trust at least one of the following: Cathy and Janine. Nikki and Marisol got those clues, but Marisol's misunderstanding led her to tell everyone that it was to trust both.
Marisol's Ousting
The clue may have raised some suspicion on Marisol, although I'm not completely sure about why Marisol was ousted. The votes for Marisol were as follows:
Ailyn (0 votes) Snake
Aleida (2 votes) voted for Marisol
Butter (1 vote) voted for Chino
Cathy (2 votes) voted for Victor
Chino (2 votes) Snake
Edgar (0 votes) voted for Cathy
Eric Z. (0 votes) voted for Aleida
Ileana (0 votes) voted for Melissa
Janine (0 votes) did not vote
Jonathan (0 votes) Snake
Krystina (0 votes) Snake
Marisol (3 votes) voted for Aleida
Mark (0 votes) voted for Chino
Mava (1 vote) voted for Cathy
Melissa M. (1 vote) did not vote
Nikki (0 votes) did not vote
Peter (0 votes) voted for Butter
Rachel (0 votes) voted for Marisol
Ronnie (0 votes) Snake
Stephanie (0 votes) voted for Mava
Victor (1 vote) voted for Marisol
Cathy, Chino, and Aleida were near-oustings. At this point, the clues hadn't really been shared much, but some of them knew the trust clue. With one vote less on Marisol, Chino might have been ousted from the very first round. Butter and Mark were the only ones to vote for a Snake in the first round.
Stephanie's Death
If I had known that the mice got a clue about Cathy and/or Janine being trustworthy, I would have killed one of them immediately. However, the Snakes were completely messy. I had not been able to give a forum to the Snakes because the site I use was down, so this may have contributed to the fact. Regardless, Stephanie would have made a good suspect because of her low interaction rate with the other players. Stephanie's death did not do anything significant and was, in my opinion, a complete waste.
Clue
Nikki and Ailyn got the clue "Double One Seven", and Cathy and Edgar received "Three is the magic number." The mice barely heard Nikki's clue, but Edgar immediately blabbed the magic number clue for everyone. The clues refer to Bernabei's classroom, C117 (Double One Seven). C is the third letter of the alphabet. In that room, during third period, there were three Snakes (Ailyn, Chino, and Jonathan).
Ronnie's Ousting
With everyone going off on wild tangents about the magic number clue, the Snakes were quick to prey. Ronnie, who had said his vote was for Melissa even though there was an extra vote between him, Ileana, and Edgar (Edgar had voted for Cathy, so this was completely flawed as there was only one vote for Melissa, but they thought there were two), revealed that one of the three had to be a Snake, since there was no one else with three votes except Marisol. After Ileana's theory that 21 players divided by 3 is 7, leading down to Eric's number, Ronnie had fully backed up the plan and loudly voted for Eric, leading everyone to suspect him and was the cause of Edgar's rallying against him.
Ailyn (1) Snake
Aleida (0) did not vote
Butter (1) Chino
Cathy (0) did not vote
Chino (2) Snake
Edgar (0) Ronnie
Eric (0) Ronnie
Ileana (0) Ronnie
Janine (0) did not vote
Jonathan (0) Snake
Krystina (0) Snake
Mark (0) Chino
Mava (0) Ronnie
Melissa (1) Ronnie
Nikki (0) did not vote
Peter (0) Butter
Rachel (0) Melissa
Ronnie (5) Snake
Victor (0) Ailyn
At this point, Peter was simply voting for Butter for no reason. Mark and Butter continued voting against Chino. Victor was the first person to suspect Ailyn.
Edgar's Death
This was a strategically good move. Edgar's blabbing the clue made him an obvious target, and his rallying against Ronnie made him only less suspicious. As a threat and an innocent, it only made sense to eliminate him as soon as possible to not allow him votes or clues, regardless of the shit he'd talk anyway. However, rallying against a Snake may make for a very good move if Edgar actually was a Snake. All players would rememeber Edgar's rallying, and Ronnie would have been volunteered as a sacrifice to keep Edgar from ever getting ousted and therefore, winning the game. If this strategy could be used in the next game, it would be deliciously devious.
Clue
Not including this clue, only one Snake has received a clue so far. The clue therefore narrowed the list down to Nikki, Cathy, and Ailyn. However, Ailyn never shared her clue and Cathy was "innocent". No one seemed to ever use this clue and it suited the mice fine as it would have distracted them completely by turning suspicions onto Nikki. Cathy, Ileana, and Janine received this clue.
Butter's Ousting
This was the unanimous vote against Butter. Because Ronnie was up three on the list, they decided that because of the magic number clue, Butter must be it because he was three down on the list. While a good idea in theory, this was not the case. There were seven votes against Butter coming from Aleida, Ileana, Janine, Mava, Melissa, Peter, and Victor.
Janine's Death
It was about freaking time she died. Why did they wait so damn long?
Clue
At least one of the players that went to FIU on Friday is innocent. Aleida, Eric, and Rachel received this clue, and the only players left in the game that went to FIU were Mark and Rachel. The clue did not help Rachel as she knew that she wasn't a Snake, and therefore she'd be the one player referred to. However, this clue would raise suspicions later on in the game.
Victor's Withdrawal
I have no idea what the fuck happened here. Normally, I wouldn't let people leave the game, but I didn't feel like investigating Victor's reasons just to tell him to shut the hell up and keep playing.
Chino's Ousting
Chino "pulled a Janine", except this one in a five-way tie. This was after the long weekend where no one could be assed to vote except for five.
Cathy voted for Ileana
Mark voted for Chino
Mava voted for Rachel
Peter voted for Jonathan
Rachel voted for Melissa
Peter's suspicion of Jonathan arised from the magic number clue, since Jonathan's class rank is 33. However, that was purely coincidence which I did not intend. Nevertheless, there was a 2/5 chance that a Snake would be ousted, and low and behold, Mark's vote for Chino finally went through and took out the second Snake.
Cathy's Death
After killing Janine, Cathy's death seemed to be unnecessary, as at this point they mostly all knew the clue was to trust at least one of them (and with Janine's death, Cathy would be back up on the possibilities list). Ailyn chose Cathy's violent pinata death. While there were better options on the list, such as gee, I don't know... ERIC?, they went with Cathy as the priority which was a terrible move on their part. Eric was very low on the suspect lists because Ronnie tried to get him ousted, and Cathy's small window of opportunity to chat with the players in the game may have made her a strong suspect as no one could ever question her. However, Cathy's death did have an upside: everyone suspected Mark for it.
Clue
At least two of the players that went to Belen on Saturday are innocent. Eric and Nikki received this clue. The players that went to Belen were Mark, Melissa, Peter, and Rachel, which were all innocent.
Mark's Ousting
Even though Mark was the sole reason Chino was Ousted, the vote was almost completely unanimous. There was no logical reason as to Cathy's death being linked to Mark, but appearing in two clues even though it was also completely illogical to be called out on that, it happened.
Ailyn (0) Snake
Aleida (0) Mark
Eric (0) Mark
Ileana (1) Mark
Jonathan (0) Snake
Krystina (0) Snake
Mark (0) did not vote
Mava (0) Mark
Melissa (0) Mark
Nikki (0) did not vote
Peter (0) did not vote
Rachel (0) Ileana
Ileana's Death
I found Ileana to be extremely capable of being a Snake, and with players like.... I don't know... ERIC still around, this was another awful choice. While the Snakes were extremely good liars in real life, their strategic choices were shit.
Clue
No two remaining Snakes have the same first initial. Aleida and Jonathan got these clues. What made the clue usable was the capture of a Snake, and if they had taken out Ailyn, Aleida would instantly be innocent.
Melissa's Ousting
Aleida, Ailyn, and Mava led everyone against Melissa, especially after attention was drawn to her by Ileana's accusation after she was killed. While some players had decided to go for Aleida, the majority voted against Melissa.
Ailyn (0) Snake
Aleida (2) Melissa
Eric (0) Melissa
Jonathan (0) Snake
Krystina (0) Snake
Mava (0) Melissa
Melissa (4) Rachel
Nikki (0) Melissa
Peter (0) Aleida
Rachel (1) Aleida
Aleida's Death
Yes, very gruesome. Also very pointless. Aleida was easily drawing a lot of attention on herself, and with Melissa getting ousted from being super investigative like Aleida, the Snakes should have kept her in the game, especially after such a critical point in the game where the Snakes would win the next day. Also, Ailyn chose the extensive list of torture methods, even though I wrote and expanded the happenings. I did omit "feed what's left of her to the sharks" only because I felt it was already an unnecessary thing to do. So again, an awful choice by the Snakes. Especially with ERIC RIGHT THERE.
Clue
What Peter and Rachel have in common will "tip the scales" in your favor on incriminating a Snake, received by Krystina and Eric. What Nikki, Ailyn, and half of Mava have in common will "tip the scales" in your favor on incriminating a Snake, received by Mava and Ailyn.
After Ailyn had literally pointed out that I had a scale on my hand (which was incredibly retarded), all of the mice saw the symbols for Cancer and Aquarius, which happen to be the link between Peter and Rachel (Aquarius) and Nikki and Ailyn (Cancer). The reason it was "half of Mava" was because she is a Gemini on the cusp of Cancer, and in the astrology world, it makes them half-Cancer.
The scale referred to the sign Libra, and the only Libra left in the game was Krystina. However, because Krystina received the clue, saw the same symbols on my hands, and knew most of the signs of the people mentioned, she decided to lie about being a Libra, changing her sign to Virgo and her birthday to September 15, the best Snake move in the game.
Ailyn's Ousting
This came as a bit of a shock to both me and everyone in Bernabei's room, since she had helped the mice a lot. However, Nikki, Peter, and Rachel were never in Bernabei's class to witness that, and therefore were the cause of her demise.
Ailyn (3) Snake
Eric (0) Jonathan/Peter
Jonathan (2) Snake
Krystina (1) Snake
Mava (2) Jonathan/Peter
Nikki (0) Ailyn/Mava
Peter (2) Ailyn/Krystina
Rachel (0) Ailyn/Mava
Jonathan and Krystina were finally starting to get more suspicions. Rachel was the final vote needed, and she almost voted for Peter instead of Ailyn, which would have ousted Peter instead and lost the game for the mice. Luckily, she didn't pull a Melissa. And of course, this means that the Snakes did not rally the votes needed at the most critical point of the game.
Peter's Death
At this point, they needed Eric to stay. Aleida had already figured out the magic number clue and therefore, the players in Bernabei's room needed to stay alive. However, Peter was not much of a good choice, although they had almost chosen Mava, which would have been the worst thing EVER. In my opinion, Nikki would have been the best choice, but the Snakes completely ignored the fact that she was still playing.
Clue
When the remaining players are listed alphabetically, one Snake is odd and one Snake is even. Nikki and Rachel received this clue. This made one of the Snakes either Eric, Krystina, or Nikki and the other Snake Jonathan, Mava, or Rachel. While Krystina would have been the obvious choice in the first set, the balance between Jonathan and Mava would have to be set as there were suspicions on both sides. However, most of the votes in Bernabei's class were influenced because Maria shared clues whereas Jonathan never did.
Endgame
Eric, Mava, and Nikki had all voted Jonathan/Krystina, and with Rachel's vote of Mava/Krystina, it was obvious that Krystina was gone. Eric, Mava, and Nikki were dead set on keeping the votes as Jonathan for the next round, so it wouldn't have made a large difference. And since some of them would be available on the weekend, and I wouldn't be available until 6 PM on Saturday to tabulate their votes, it only made sense to save ourselves the trouble of waiting one more day. The Snakes were revealed.
Final Thought
The Snakes had little to no communication and their choices for kills were awful, as was evidenced by a large amount of factors. Ailyn's pointing out the scales was also a big loss for the Snakes. Strategically, the Snakes were awful, but they were admirably confusing when talking to them in real life, and they had extreme potential to win the game.
Good luck to Edgar, who will be hosting Snakes III, and all of the players within. I don't expect to last very long in the game, but it will be interesting to experience the game, especially in Edgar's hands.
Clue
The game's first clue was to trust at least one of the following: Cathy and Janine. Nikki and Marisol got those clues, but Marisol's misunderstanding led her to tell everyone that it was to trust both.
Marisol's Ousting
The clue may have raised some suspicion on Marisol, although I'm not completely sure about why Marisol was ousted. The votes for Marisol were as follows:
Ailyn (0 votes) Snake
Aleida (2 votes) voted for Marisol
Butter (1 vote) voted for Chino
Cathy (2 votes) voted for Victor
Chino (2 votes) Snake
Edgar (0 votes) voted for Cathy
Eric Z. (0 votes) voted for Aleida
Ileana (0 votes) voted for Melissa
Janine (0 votes) did not vote
Jonathan (0 votes) Snake
Krystina (0 votes) Snake
Marisol (3 votes) voted for Aleida
Mark (0 votes) voted for Chino
Mava (1 vote) voted for Cathy
Melissa M. (1 vote) did not vote
Nikki (0 votes) did not vote
Peter (0 votes) voted for Butter
Rachel (0 votes) voted for Marisol
Ronnie (0 votes) Snake
Stephanie (0 votes) voted for Mava
Victor (1 vote) voted for Marisol
Cathy, Chino, and Aleida were near-oustings. At this point, the clues hadn't really been shared much, but some of them knew the trust clue. With one vote less on Marisol, Chino might have been ousted from the very first round. Butter and Mark were the only ones to vote for a Snake in the first round.
Stephanie's Death
If I had known that the mice got a clue about Cathy and/or Janine being trustworthy, I would have killed one of them immediately. However, the Snakes were completely messy. I had not been able to give a forum to the Snakes because the site I use was down, so this may have contributed to the fact. Regardless, Stephanie would have made a good suspect because of her low interaction rate with the other players. Stephanie's death did not do anything significant and was, in my opinion, a complete waste.
Clue
Nikki and Ailyn got the clue "Double One Seven", and Cathy and Edgar received "Three is the magic number." The mice barely heard Nikki's clue, but Edgar immediately blabbed the magic number clue for everyone. The clues refer to Bernabei's classroom, C117 (Double One Seven). C is the third letter of the alphabet. In that room, during third period, there were three Snakes (Ailyn, Chino, and Jonathan).
Ronnie's Ousting
With everyone going off on wild tangents about the magic number clue, the Snakes were quick to prey. Ronnie, who had said his vote was for Melissa even though there was an extra vote between him, Ileana, and Edgar (Edgar had voted for Cathy, so this was completely flawed as there was only one vote for Melissa, but they thought there were two), revealed that one of the three had to be a Snake, since there was no one else with three votes except Marisol. After Ileana's theory that 21 players divided by 3 is 7, leading down to Eric's number, Ronnie had fully backed up the plan and loudly voted for Eric, leading everyone to suspect him and was the cause of Edgar's rallying against him.
Ailyn (1) Snake
Aleida (0) did not vote
Butter (1) Chino
Cathy (0) did not vote
Chino (2) Snake
Edgar (0) Ronnie
Eric (0) Ronnie
Ileana (0) Ronnie
Janine (0) did not vote
Jonathan (0) Snake
Krystina (0) Snake
Mark (0) Chino
Mava (0) Ronnie
Melissa (1) Ronnie
Nikki (0) did not vote
Peter (0) Butter
Rachel (0) Melissa
Ronnie (5) Snake
Victor (0) Ailyn
At this point, Peter was simply voting for Butter for no reason. Mark and Butter continued voting against Chino. Victor was the first person to suspect Ailyn.
Edgar's Death
This was a strategically good move. Edgar's blabbing the clue made him an obvious target, and his rallying against Ronnie made him only less suspicious. As a threat and an innocent, it only made sense to eliminate him as soon as possible to not allow him votes or clues, regardless of the shit he'd talk anyway. However, rallying against a Snake may make for a very good move if Edgar actually was a Snake. All players would rememeber Edgar's rallying, and Ronnie would have been volunteered as a sacrifice to keep Edgar from ever getting ousted and therefore, winning the game. If this strategy could be used in the next game, it would be deliciously devious.
Clue
Not including this clue, only one Snake has received a clue so far. The clue therefore narrowed the list down to Nikki, Cathy, and Ailyn. However, Ailyn never shared her clue and Cathy was "innocent". No one seemed to ever use this clue and it suited the mice fine as it would have distracted them completely by turning suspicions onto Nikki. Cathy, Ileana, and Janine received this clue.
Butter's Ousting
This was the unanimous vote against Butter. Because Ronnie was up three on the list, they decided that because of the magic number clue, Butter must be it because he was three down on the list. While a good idea in theory, this was not the case. There were seven votes against Butter coming from Aleida, Ileana, Janine, Mava, Melissa, Peter, and Victor.
Janine's Death
It was about freaking time she died. Why did they wait so damn long?
Clue
At least one of the players that went to FIU on Friday is innocent. Aleida, Eric, and Rachel received this clue, and the only players left in the game that went to FIU were Mark and Rachel. The clue did not help Rachel as she knew that she wasn't a Snake, and therefore she'd be the one player referred to. However, this clue would raise suspicions later on in the game.
Victor's Withdrawal
I have no idea what the fuck happened here. Normally, I wouldn't let people leave the game, but I didn't feel like investigating Victor's reasons just to tell him to shut the hell up and keep playing.
Chino's Ousting
Chino "pulled a Janine", except this one in a five-way tie. This was after the long weekend where no one could be assed to vote except for five.
Cathy voted for Ileana
Mark voted for Chino
Mava voted for Rachel
Peter voted for Jonathan
Rachel voted for Melissa
Peter's suspicion of Jonathan arised from the magic number clue, since Jonathan's class rank is 33. However, that was purely coincidence which I did not intend. Nevertheless, there was a 2/5 chance that a Snake would be ousted, and low and behold, Mark's vote for Chino finally went through and took out the second Snake.
Cathy's Death
After killing Janine, Cathy's death seemed to be unnecessary, as at this point they mostly all knew the clue was to trust at least one of them (and with Janine's death, Cathy would be back up on the possibilities list). Ailyn chose Cathy's violent pinata death. While there were better options on the list, such as gee, I don't know... ERIC?, they went with Cathy as the priority which was a terrible move on their part. Eric was very low on the suspect lists because Ronnie tried to get him ousted, and Cathy's small window of opportunity to chat with the players in the game may have made her a strong suspect as no one could ever question her. However, Cathy's death did have an upside: everyone suspected Mark for it.
Clue
At least two of the players that went to Belen on Saturday are innocent. Eric and Nikki received this clue. The players that went to Belen were Mark, Melissa, Peter, and Rachel, which were all innocent.
Mark's Ousting
Even though Mark was the sole reason Chino was Ousted, the vote was almost completely unanimous. There was no logical reason as to Cathy's death being linked to Mark, but appearing in two clues even though it was also completely illogical to be called out on that, it happened.
Ailyn (0) Snake
Aleida (0) Mark
Eric (0) Mark
Ileana (1) Mark
Jonathan (0) Snake
Krystina (0) Snake
Mark (0) did not vote
Mava (0) Mark
Melissa (0) Mark
Nikki (0) did not vote
Peter (0) did not vote
Rachel (0) Ileana
Ileana's Death
I found Ileana to be extremely capable of being a Snake, and with players like.... I don't know... ERIC still around, this was another awful choice. While the Snakes were extremely good liars in real life, their strategic choices were shit.
Clue
No two remaining Snakes have the same first initial. Aleida and Jonathan got these clues. What made the clue usable was the capture of a Snake, and if they had taken out Ailyn, Aleida would instantly be innocent.
Melissa's Ousting
Aleida, Ailyn, and Mava led everyone against Melissa, especially after attention was drawn to her by Ileana's accusation after she was killed. While some players had decided to go for Aleida, the majority voted against Melissa.
Ailyn (0) Snake
Aleida (2) Melissa
Eric (0) Melissa
Jonathan (0) Snake
Krystina (0) Snake
Mava (0) Melissa
Melissa (4) Rachel
Nikki (0) Melissa
Peter (0) Aleida
Rachel (1) Aleida
Aleida's Death
Yes, very gruesome. Also very pointless. Aleida was easily drawing a lot of attention on herself, and with Melissa getting ousted from being super investigative like Aleida, the Snakes should have kept her in the game, especially after such a critical point in the game where the Snakes would win the next day. Also, Ailyn chose the extensive list of torture methods, even though I wrote and expanded the happenings. I did omit "feed what's left of her to the sharks" only because I felt it was already an unnecessary thing to do. So again, an awful choice by the Snakes. Especially with ERIC RIGHT THERE.
Clue
What Peter and Rachel have in common will "tip the scales" in your favor on incriminating a Snake, received by Krystina and Eric. What Nikki, Ailyn, and half of Mava have in common will "tip the scales" in your favor on incriminating a Snake, received by Mava and Ailyn.
After Ailyn had literally pointed out that I had a scale on my hand (which was incredibly retarded), all of the mice saw the symbols for Cancer and Aquarius, which happen to be the link between Peter and Rachel (Aquarius) and Nikki and Ailyn (Cancer). The reason it was "half of Mava" was because she is a Gemini on the cusp of Cancer, and in the astrology world, it makes them half-Cancer.
The scale referred to the sign Libra, and the only Libra left in the game was Krystina. However, because Krystina received the clue, saw the same symbols on my hands, and knew most of the signs of the people mentioned, she decided to lie about being a Libra, changing her sign to Virgo and her birthday to September 15, the best Snake move in the game.
Ailyn's Ousting
This came as a bit of a shock to both me and everyone in Bernabei's room, since she had helped the mice a lot. However, Nikki, Peter, and Rachel were never in Bernabei's class to witness that, and therefore were the cause of her demise.
Ailyn (3) Snake
Eric (0) Jonathan/Peter
Jonathan (2) Snake
Krystina (1) Snake
Mava (2) Jonathan/Peter
Nikki (0) Ailyn/Mava
Peter (2) Ailyn/Krystina
Rachel (0) Ailyn/Mava
Jonathan and Krystina were finally starting to get more suspicions. Rachel was the final vote needed, and she almost voted for Peter instead of Ailyn, which would have ousted Peter instead and lost the game for the mice. Luckily, she didn't pull a Melissa. And of course, this means that the Snakes did not rally the votes needed at the most critical point of the game.
Peter's Death
At this point, they needed Eric to stay. Aleida had already figured out the magic number clue and therefore, the players in Bernabei's room needed to stay alive. However, Peter was not much of a good choice, although they had almost chosen Mava, which would have been the worst thing EVER. In my opinion, Nikki would have been the best choice, but the Snakes completely ignored the fact that she was still playing.
Clue
When the remaining players are listed alphabetically, one Snake is odd and one Snake is even. Nikki and Rachel received this clue. This made one of the Snakes either Eric, Krystina, or Nikki and the other Snake Jonathan, Mava, or Rachel. While Krystina would have been the obvious choice in the first set, the balance between Jonathan and Mava would have to be set as there were suspicions on both sides. However, most of the votes in Bernabei's class were influenced because Maria shared clues whereas Jonathan never did.
Endgame
Eric, Mava, and Nikki had all voted Jonathan/Krystina, and with Rachel's vote of Mava/Krystina, it was obvious that Krystina was gone. Eric, Mava, and Nikki were dead set on keeping the votes as Jonathan for the next round, so it wouldn't have made a large difference. And since some of them would be available on the weekend, and I wouldn't be available until 6 PM on Saturday to tabulate their votes, it only made sense to save ourselves the trouble of waiting one more day. The Snakes were revealed.
Final Thought
The Snakes had little to no communication and their choices for kills were awful, as was evidenced by a large amount of factors. Ailyn's pointing out the scales was also a big loss for the Snakes. Strategically, the Snakes were awful, but they were admirably confusing when talking to them in real life, and they had extreme potential to win the game.
Good luck to Edgar, who will be hosting Snakes III, and all of the players within. I don't expect to last very long in the game, but it will be interesting to experience the game, especially in Edgar's hands.
No Worshippers - Grovel
Snakes Kill #7
They awoke in a small box covered in airholes in the shapes of slots. What they didn't know was that the slots weren't actually used for air.
A sword jammed through the slot just above their head, slanting diagonally and out another slot. The magician's box of swords.
They felt a sudden pain through their left calf. A second sword had pierced straight through the leg, already pinning it down. More and more swords were pushed through, some missing, some cutting gashes, and some puncturing completely. After fourteen swords had pinned him down to where the Snakes wanted, the final fifteenth sword was jammed from the top of the box down into his skull, effectively killing Peter before the sword pushed out from their testicles.
After the swords, the mice rose from their slumbers to the sunrise. They had not been killed, and they knew what that meant. Ailyn was a Snake.
6 players remain: 4 mice, 2 Snakes.
The mice still have two votes. Another Snake must be ousted correctly tomorrow to proceed. Good luck.
Eric, Jonathan, Krystina, Mava, Nikki, Rachel.
A sword jammed through the slot just above their head, slanting diagonally and out another slot. The magician's box of swords.
They felt a sudden pain through their left calf. A second sword had pierced straight through the leg, already pinning it down. More and more swords were pushed through, some missing, some cutting gashes, and some puncturing completely. After fourteen swords had pinned him down to where the Snakes wanted, the final fifteenth sword was jammed from the top of the box down into his skull, effectively killing Peter before the sword pushed out from their testicles.
After the swords, the mice rose from their slumbers to the sunrise. They had not been killed, and they knew what that meant. Ailyn was a Snake.
6 players remain: 4 mice, 2 Snakes.
The mice still have two votes. Another Snake must be ousted correctly tomorrow to proceed. Good luck.
Eric, Jonathan, Krystina, Mava, Nikki, Rachel.
Ousting #7
With all of the mice getting double-votes, the seventh and possibly final player in an attempt to catch the Snakes is...
Ailyn.
7 players remain. 4 mice and 3 Snakes or 5 mice and 2 Snakes.
Good luck.
Ailyn.
7 players remain. 4 mice and 3 Snakes or 5 mice and 2 Snakes.
Good luck.
Snakes Kill #6
The naked victim sat in an empty warehouse with her hands tied down to a chair's arms. The only Snake in the room turned a bag upside down and cluttered the contents onto the floor. A cutting board. A graphing calculator. A cleaver. A George Foreman grill. The cleaver's sharp and slightly rusted edge drew the most attention as the Snake walked out of the room.
The tied person jerked their head around, trying to find any way to escape.
The cleaver. I could cut the leather straps. No... how the fuck do I use a cleaver with my mouth?
Creaking could be heard from far away, coming closer and closer until it was at the door. The lone Snake pushed in one of the most infamous contraptions for death: a guillotine.
Squealing in horror as the Snake squealed in delight, the victim howled as the Snake, in a swift move, picked up the cleaver and slam it down onto their fingers, chopping them midway at an awkward angle. The Snake merely brushed the fingers aside onto the floor.
Turning around again, pleased by the victim's crying, the Snake picked up the graphing calculator and placed it under the hand with severed fingers. The chopping board went under the other hand.
"You know how to operate a graphing calculator, don't you?"
The victim didn't look up, continuing her sobbing. The Snake watched, bobbing the cleaver in their hands. In a quick raise of the cleaver...
"ANSWER ME!" The weapon quickly hacked through two fingers on the other hand, sending the victim howling again. They finally nodded yes.
"Good."
The Snake hacked through the ring finger.
"On that graphing calculator, write which two limbs you'd miss the least."
The victim broke down.
"DO IT!"
A hack of the cleaver embedded itself into the hand and piece of the forearm, pinning it down on the cutting board and splitting it in half. The half-severed fingers, trembled from a combination of blood loss, pain, and terror as they were raised over the graphing calculator. Her index and middle fingers still had their joints. The stumps typed on the graphing calculator, but with blood covering the keys at a fast rate and the size of the buttons being too small for a finger's width, the message was awkward. The Snake tilted their head to read the message from the bloody calculator.
"feguvkk yzxopvu"
The Snake snickered, shaking their head as they plugged the George Foreman grill into an electrical socket.
"Well, you must've failed your spelling tests.... I'll assume it says your left arm and your right leg."
The Snake untied the leather straps and pushed the chair over with the victim's hand still pinned to the cutting board. The hand had lifted up on the cleaver, widening the split. With their shoe pressed down on the victim's face, the Snake strained to pull the cleaver off of the board, until the cleaver finally let loose, streaming blood into the air in an arc. The victim tried to get up, only for the cleaver to hack its way into her left shoulderblade.
"Like fuck you're getting away."
Pulling her weakened body by the hair to the guillotine, the Snake took their other hand to push the left arm through the hole in the guillotine. They then took the rope for the blade's release and placed it in her mouth.
"Since your hand is useless, that's how you get to the pull it. You still have teeth, so bite down." Seeing no reaction other than weak yet hysterical crying, the Snake put the cleaver to the left foot. "Do it."
Staring at the blade high over her, she slowly bit down onto the rope, and tightening her eyes, pulled.
CHOP.
The Snake immediately switched her position, assisting her leg into the guillotine hole. The rope was put in her mouth again.
CHOP.
"Good girl."
With her body looking slanted, with opposite arm and leg missing, she was left on the floor to bleed, only hearing sizzling as she lay there, staring at the ceiling. The Snake stepped over her, showing off the George Foreman grill, sizzling small pieces of meat... her fingers. "Mmm. Yummy," the Snake taunted. They then pointed to a small plastic recepticle under the grill. "This is the neatest thing. It picks up all the grease, making it a healthy meal!" The Snake swiftly removed the recepticle and sloshed the hot finger grease onto her face.
Kneeling down, the Snake picked up a finger from the grill and hovered it over the victim. "Here comes the airplane! Vrrroooooom!" After a trip through the air, the finger pressed down onto her lips. "Eat it." Her lips trembled, but remained tightly shut.
"You don't like finger?" the Snake asked, as they took the finger and pressed it on her crotch. "I could have sworn you did. I guess I'll have to put this in the trash." The finger was soon lost in the girl's vagina, still slightly sizzling from the grill. The Snake picked another finger from the grill and shoved it through Aleida's lips while placing a hand on her throat. "If you don't eat your fingers, I'll have to put you in time out." Her vision was virtually a fuzz as her jaw was forced closed onto her finger repeatedly. She suddenly coughed up a torrent of bloody vomit over herself.
"Oh dear. What a waste of finger." Picking up the chewed finger, the Snake pushed that one into her vagina again. That was the last feeling she felt once everything blackened in her death.
Meanwhile... Melissa was entered into the Little Miss Not-A-Snake Pageant, and won! Congratulations.
The numbers are winding down. If a Snake is not Ousted tomorrow, the Snakes will win. The mice are now able to vote for two people from now on... if they can even make it past tomorrow.
8 players remain: 5 mice, 3 Snakes.
Ailyn, Eric, Jonathan, Krystina, Mava, Nikki, Peter, Rachel.
The tied person jerked their head around, trying to find any way to escape.
The cleaver. I could cut the leather straps. No... how the fuck do I use a cleaver with my mouth?
Creaking could be heard from far away, coming closer and closer until it was at the door. The lone Snake pushed in one of the most infamous contraptions for death: a guillotine.
Squealing in horror as the Snake squealed in delight, the victim howled as the Snake, in a swift move, picked up the cleaver and slam it down onto their fingers, chopping them midway at an awkward angle. The Snake merely brushed the fingers aside onto the floor.
Turning around again, pleased by the victim's crying, the Snake picked up the graphing calculator and placed it under the hand with severed fingers. The chopping board went under the other hand.
"You know how to operate a graphing calculator, don't you?"
The victim didn't look up, continuing her sobbing. The Snake watched, bobbing the cleaver in their hands. In a quick raise of the cleaver...
"ANSWER ME!" The weapon quickly hacked through two fingers on the other hand, sending the victim howling again. They finally nodded yes.
"Good."
The Snake hacked through the ring finger.
"On that graphing calculator, write which two limbs you'd miss the least."
The victim broke down.
"DO IT!"
A hack of the cleaver embedded itself into the hand and piece of the forearm, pinning it down on the cutting board and splitting it in half. The half-severed fingers, trembled from a combination of blood loss, pain, and terror as they were raised over the graphing calculator. Her index and middle fingers still had their joints. The stumps typed on the graphing calculator, but with blood covering the keys at a fast rate and the size of the buttons being too small for a finger's width, the message was awkward. The Snake tilted their head to read the message from the bloody calculator.
"feguvkk yzxopvu"
The Snake snickered, shaking their head as they plugged the George Foreman grill into an electrical socket.
"Well, you must've failed your spelling tests.... I'll assume it says your left arm and your right leg."
The Snake untied the leather straps and pushed the chair over with the victim's hand still pinned to the cutting board. The hand had lifted up on the cleaver, widening the split. With their shoe pressed down on the victim's face, the Snake strained to pull the cleaver off of the board, until the cleaver finally let loose, streaming blood into the air in an arc. The victim tried to get up, only for the cleaver to hack its way into her left shoulderblade.
"Like fuck you're getting away."
Pulling her weakened body by the hair to the guillotine, the Snake took their other hand to push the left arm through the hole in the guillotine. They then took the rope for the blade's release and placed it in her mouth.
"Since your hand is useless, that's how you get to the pull it. You still have teeth, so bite down." Seeing no reaction other than weak yet hysterical crying, the Snake put the cleaver to the left foot. "Do it."
Staring at the blade high over her, she slowly bit down onto the rope, and tightening her eyes, pulled.
CHOP.
The Snake immediately switched her position, assisting her leg into the guillotine hole. The rope was put in her mouth again.
CHOP.
"Good girl."
With her body looking slanted, with opposite arm and leg missing, she was left on the floor to bleed, only hearing sizzling as she lay there, staring at the ceiling. The Snake stepped over her, showing off the George Foreman grill, sizzling small pieces of meat... her fingers. "Mmm. Yummy," the Snake taunted. They then pointed to a small plastic recepticle under the grill. "This is the neatest thing. It picks up all the grease, making it a healthy meal!" The Snake swiftly removed the recepticle and sloshed the hot finger grease onto her face.
Kneeling down, the Snake picked up a finger from the grill and hovered it over the victim. "Here comes the airplane! Vrrroooooom!" After a trip through the air, the finger pressed down onto her lips. "Eat it." Her lips trembled, but remained tightly shut.
"You don't like finger?" the Snake asked, as they took the finger and pressed it on her crotch. "I could have sworn you did. I guess I'll have to put this in the trash." The finger was soon lost in the girl's vagina, still slightly sizzling from the grill. The Snake picked another finger from the grill and shoved it through Aleida's lips while placing a hand on her throat. "If you don't eat your fingers, I'll have to put you in time out." Her vision was virtually a fuzz as her jaw was forced closed onto her finger repeatedly. She suddenly coughed up a torrent of bloody vomit over herself.
"Oh dear. What a waste of finger." Picking up the chewed finger, the Snake pushed that one into her vagina again. That was the last feeling she felt once everything blackened in her death.
Meanwhile... Melissa was entered into the Little Miss Not-A-Snake Pageant, and won! Congratulations.
The numbers are winding down. If a Snake is not Ousted tomorrow, the Snakes will win. The mice are now able to vote for two people from now on... if they can even make it past tomorrow.
8 players remain: 5 mice, 3 Snakes.
Ailyn, Eric, Jonathan, Krystina, Mava, Nikki, Peter, Rachel.
Ousting #6
The mice have decided that their clubs and pitchforks would be used in a beating of Melissa.
9 players remain.
9 players remain.
Snakes Kill #5
How had the Snakes acquired a crane? Hell if I know. But they used it to their advantage.
The live, gagged victim was tied at the end of the crane and swung like a wrecking ball against an abandoned building, only for her body to THWOCK against the brick in a sickening display of blood splatter. They continued to have fun with smacking the limped and contorted body repeatedly until Ileana's body was nothing more than pulp on a string.
Meanwhile, a thorough investigation of Mark's DNA showed that he was not made up of Snake.
10 players remain: 7 mice, 3 Snakes.
Ailyn, Aleida, Eric, Jonathan, Krystina, Mava, Melissa, Nikki, Peter, Rachel.
The live, gagged victim was tied at the end of the crane and swung like a wrecking ball against an abandoned building, only for her body to THWOCK against the brick in a sickening display of blood splatter. They continued to have fun with smacking the limped and contorted body repeatedly until Ileana's body was nothing more than pulp on a string.
Meanwhile, a thorough investigation of Mark's DNA showed that he was not made up of Snake.
10 players remain: 7 mice, 3 Snakes.
Ailyn, Aleida, Eric, Jonathan, Krystina, Mava, Melissa, Nikki, Peter, Rachel.
Ousting #5
The fifth player to be Ousted from the game of Snakes is Mark.
11 players remain.
11 players remain.
No Worshippers - Grovel
Snakes Kill #4
The victim was hung upside down from her ankles. They had been left there for quite some time; the blood flow made their legs pale and their head extremely heavy. A trickle of blood escaped their ear.
Watching from their chairs, two Snakes dressed up as clowns picked up their two by fours with rusty nails embedded into them and sat up.
Reminiscent of the classic spic game piñata, they began beating her senseless. The nails sank into her body repeatedly, pulling out more and more shreds of her insides as they got ready to whack again. Her intestines eventually spilled out over her face and onto the floor as she continued screaming behind her ball gag.
All of a sudden, the Snakes stopped. She watched through crying eyes as they stepped away from her. Wondering if the torture was over, her hopes failed as the Snakes coiled barbed wire around the boards.
Fuck.
The Snakes continued, ripping more and more from her. A nail embedded itself into her left eye and pulled it out of the socket. The Snake kept beating Cathy with the same nail that was shortened considerably with her eyeball in place.
Meanwhile, the investigation on Chino's body proved that he was the second of five Snakes.
12 players remain: 9 mice, 3 Snakes.
Watching from their chairs, two Snakes dressed up as clowns picked up their two by fours with rusty nails embedded into them and sat up.
Reminiscent of the classic spic game piñata, they began beating her senseless. The nails sank into her body repeatedly, pulling out more and more shreds of her insides as they got ready to whack again. Her intestines eventually spilled out over her face and onto the floor as she continued screaming behind her ball gag.
All of a sudden, the Snakes stopped. She watched through crying eyes as they stepped away from her. Wondering if the torture was over, her hopes failed as the Snakes coiled barbed wire around the boards.
Fuck.
The Snakes continued, ripping more and more from her. A nail embedded itself into her left eye and pulled it out of the socket. The Snake kept beating Cathy with the same nail that was shortened considerably with her eyeball in place.
Meanwhile, the investigation on Chino's body proved that he was the second of five Snakes.
12 players remain: 9 mice, 3 Snakes.
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